I’ve been making my Linkedin profile really good.
I’ve been squeezing every drop of wit into twitter.
Damn, blam, wham, I’m smashing this here instagram
My facebook feed, would,
make tears fall and hearts bleed,
But I can’t see them skim or read ...it
A thumbs up like is all the pleasure I need
With hashtags, I try to be specific,
and that gets me the google analytics,
Satisfies an algorithm,
And get myself into a rhythm,
Thrusting harder and stronger,
Into hearts and minds of those who wander,
Though this vast swamp; the web,
The internet, the social network,
Full of trolls and jerks
Where all the souls are hits,
And the hits are quick,
And quick hits make stars rich
But leave souls feeling sick.
Maybe I’ll become a quick rich hit misfit
By posting this poem on instagram.
All poetry is written by Alex Ferguson.